Danny's Space

 

 

 

Travelling on train in Melbourne is great, even though public transport is for jerks and lesbians.  Lowering myself to the level of that I took the train aroung Melbourne and found out it was also for many other types of people.  Such as retards, common window lickers and all the many other charity cases, jerks and pansys who seem to make up a big majority at times down there.

when you can board a train and see a well groomed dude dressed in a good business suite stomping up and down trying to ward off demons and having a go at his reflection, or crazy liqured-up hobos who seem to know Jesus personally then it's all worth it! 

I now have ferrets.  Soon I will build an almighty army!

My comeback to ferret ownership is near!  all i need to do is find some for sale!

 

i need to do some serious weaseling!

Mark this date down 9th September 2006.  This is the day the Goorambat Football Netball club attempts at taking a clean sweep at the Benalla & District Football Netball League grand final.  Will it happen?  Is The Pope Catholic? Do Mice Like Cheese?  Do i like cheese?  What's that smell in the art teachers office?

all questions answered after the 9th of September.

Go Batters!

Has anyone noticed TV is really, horrible and morbidly crap at the moment!  unless u have Austar, something good is being re-run or you catch the rare good show.  Another season of Big Brother?  If one more seasons follows then I think we have a justified reson to let suicide bombers into the country!  Reality TV is made by idiots!  That Biggest Loser show did have a purpose.   They should have a show called The Fattest Idiot, where contestants have to put on as much weight as possible.

Quote Homer Jay Simpson : "Stupid TV, be more funny!"

Borris had his 21st saturday night which ment a massive melbourne trip.

So I decided i'd do something different to what I usually do when I go down there.  By that I mean I didn't steal any posters and I talked to and gave a few dollars to a hobo.  He was black and I usually ignore em or lie to em.  I shoulda told him to go buy a suite but he said he was going to get drugs with it so i let it be.  Any way thanks to red wine, beer, champaign and a redbull bomb i found myself dancing like a retard in a club with cigare in hand.

Good one Borris, that rocked!

I agree xav, it's easy to become an internet hoe.  I myself have become one over the years:

 

 

 

Xav i know you would be the most likely to know but!...

penguins have a lota fat, like most fattening stuff it would taste awesome, lean animals are dry and taste second rate.  and the tough skin, well you wouldn't pluck them... hang on, pluck what?...  you would skin them. 

Decision Pending...

After looking at penguins and being someone who has eaten a lot of different types of birds i have decided they look the tastiest.  They look even a bit more delicious than chickens.  One day, some how, i hope to eat a penguin to put this theory behind me...

This is one of the greatest animated gif's of all time. That is if you love or fear Chuck Norris and the Round-House Kick!

Thanks for the pic Zike!

Aso check out www.chucknorrisfacts.com

 

Because you can't put animated gifs in blog photos i have put it in my stupid album, worth a look...

 

i can't get this to work!  i'v tried nothing and i am all out of ideas.

All hail Chuck Norris!

This weekend i went to Wang and sucessfuly got the "Fat Dancing Guy" back out on the floor.  oh man, that was great.  But the tall "Dancing Guy" was no where to be seen!  where was i supposed to release all my built up party boy?  shattering.  But he will dance again, just to be party boyed! 

There is an 80's night at the Goorambat Football/Netball club saturday night (May 6th)!  It's gonna be sweet buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudy...

 

I spent my time in the 1980's as a young child and a foetus...   best i don't go as one of those though.

Last night the regional dim sim eating championships were held at my place.  Competitors all finished on a level 22 dim sims each.  while there were no actual winners, I think the real winner was food eating sports.

Saturday night me and kyle did what we have been waiting to do for ages.  We bought 12 Double Beef and Bacon Burger and ate them between us!

Boyah!!!

 

Last night the pub shut early at 11:00 but me and xav got back at about 2:30 because we came across a party.  there I finally solved an age old problem, i can't ride a unicycle...  infact they fall over alot!

And we also left a few full cans of VB in the Croxford's mail box.

I have just got back from the pub, by-passed a party with some free booze on the way back and am now here, online, hmmmm.  yes the northo shut at 11 tonight, that is a crime against humanity!!!  now as i drink water from a glass jar with the lid tightly shut to avoid unwanted spillages and eat dimsims i relise atleast there were goo people there tonight, unlike two, jake and alice, but they will make up for it in time, probably tomorrow night, they might not kniow that yet, but they will.  man i havee had more beer tonight than boris yeltsin has had any kind of alcohol in his life!  so don't be a puts and go out and do stuff or you will suck really bad (nice way of putting it).

 

p.s.  i will not edit this wen i am sober and how did i get here in the 1st place, xav is in bed like a good polar bear should!

 

CHEERS!!!!

The Northo goin off tonight, yeah, whooo, hmmmmmmm.  Well maby.  Every one is pretty much back in town which can only mean more bronx runs, possibly road sign enhancement, mass cheese eating and the completion of the game Pat Doom (the game of the decade)!  Conveniently I am in that mood where I feel like doing something stupid...  Something like buying $20 worth of Double Beef and Bacon (Ribwich) burgers, that'd be sweeeeet!  We will see...

I have seen the person who looks the most like Homer Simpson and he isn't even trying very hard!  That person is ex-AFL and Hawthorn footballer Jason dunstall!

Well he does at the moment since he has gotten rid of his forhead goatee....

 

 

Mr D's mixed with vodka is awesome!  Especially if you drink it out of a measuring jug like me and kyle did.  Alby used a cup, very upperclass!  Any way the rest of the night was a blur of sugar and alcohol fury.  D's day was a big success.

 

p.s. on something mildly relayed, Pauly Shore is at Crown Casino 21st April to the 7th May... What the Duce!

It has come to my attention that some people are taking blogs seriously.  You shouldn't take stupid things seriously.  Hence don't take blog seriously.  just look at its name, hehehe blog.

I was looking at a rost chicken in our fridge and as a large piece of it suddenly some how appeared in my mouth I began to wonder, why isn't this classed as a fruit...

 

they grow on trees, right?

McDonalds have finally released something that is classic takeaway/fastfood/McDonalds food and not this "health food" shit they have been trying to feed us!  They call their burger the Double Beef and Bacon Burger but I like to call it the Ribwich.  This burger is addictive and tasts damn good.  This is what Jesus would be if he were a food.  Anyway if you have seen The Simpsons episode with the Ribwich it has a pretty similar affect on the consumer and just like the Ribwich it is only out for a limited time before it becomes a tasty memory.   

One of the greatest drinks of all time is Mr. D's Cola.  Picture a cola flovored drink that has a higher sugar content than sugar itself and the ability to send even the most lethargic individuals into the highest of sugar highs.  Mixed with vodka, this legendary liquid becomes known as a "The Money Ball".

Until this coming weekend the side affects from consuming ample ammounts of money ball arent known.  It's times like these when you want to be a guineapig,  and I don't mean for the cord chewing, mass mating and living in your own filth!

 

 

 

The other weekend was the food fight of the century.  Lenny and Scooter covered eachother in cake and dip and an assortment of other food stuff.  by knock out the winner of the night was Lenny as Scooter dissapeared into the night.

But I think the real winner was sport.

 

Round 2?  maby, just maby....